| Aches |
| Pains |
| Harms |
| Maims |
| Smarts |
| Wrongs |
| Wounds |
| Hampers |
| Injures |
| Offends |
| Vitiates |
| Everybody |
| Distresses |
| Feels achy |
| Feels sore |
| Clubs, say |
| Is painful |
| Causes pain |
| Makes smart? |
| Hey!That ___! |
| Joneses (for) |
| Inflicts pain |
| Causes harm to |
| Offends deeply |
| Does damage to |
| Causes distress |
| Inflicts harm on |
| Affects adversely |
| Elicits an "Ouch! |
| Is throbbing, say |
| Painful reminders |
| Everybody ___" (REM) |
| Hampers the value of |
| Hamstrings or kneecaps |
| Everybody ___" (REM hit) |
| What the truth sometimes does |
| Bert's ____ (Bertuzzi's body work) |