| Jerks |
| Nerds |
| Twerps |
| Dullards |
| Schmucks |
| Trickles |
| Slow leaks |
| Faucet woes |
| Water falls |
| Faucet flaws |
| Insipid ones |
| Leak results |
| Leaky sounds |
| Real yawners |
| Tap troubles |
| Leak symptom |
| Tap problems |
| Party poopers |
| Namby-pambies |
| Pipe problems |
| Plumbing woes |
| Wet blankets? |
| Boring fellows |
| Faucet troubles |
| Insomnia causes |
| Sink annoyances |
| Faucet failings |
| Plumbing issues |
| Faucet problems |
| Plumbing problems |
| Faucet annoyances |
| Bores, informally |
| Jobs for plumbers |
| Plumber's targets |
| Sink-stain source |
| Relatives of jerks |
| Needs a new washer |
| Unpleasant company |
| Plumbers' concerns |
| Leaks just a little |
| Paints like Pollock |
| Some insomnia causes |
| Doesn't exactly flow |
| They lack personality |
| Water faucet problems |
| Some causes of insomnia |
| Needs a washer, possibly |
| Stalagmite contributions |
| Sounds from a leaky faucet |
| They hang around hospitals |
| Behaves like a leaky faucet |
| Needs a new washer, perhaps |
| They may make you lose sleep |
| They hang around in hospitals |
| Traces left by burning candles |
| Paints like an abstract expressionist, perhaps |