| Bearded ladies and sword swallowers |
| Maladies |
| Airtight David Gray song? |
| Bodybuilder's theme song? |
| Army group does away with their famous song? (careful!) |
| Misguided Coldplay song? |
| Bullish investor's song? |
| Barenaked Ladies never really knew her anyway? |
| Metal Black Sabbath Song? |
| Additional Built to Spill song? |
| Uplifting Pete Townshend song? (3,2,3) |
| Winter maladies |
| Alternative Built to Spill song? |
| Swimmers' maladies |
| A nice Reliant automobile," according to the Barenaked Ladies |
| Abbreviated Semisonic song? |
| Unhappy Pearl Jam song? |
| What's between here and the sun, in song? |
| Disastrous Pearl Jam song? |
| Immature children's song? |
| Jazzman's song? |
| Not a Beatles song? |
| Column begun in 1956 by Pauline Phillips |
| Cranky Weezer song? |
| Poet's song? |
| Masculine Who song? |
| Alt-rock band, Barenaked -- |
| Holy Kid Rock song? |
| Attention-getting Pixies song? |
| Knights' ladies |