| Asset-freezing org. (CONTEST ALERT! My new all-skill, solve-at-home crossword contest benefiting the Alzheimer's Foundation of America is Sept. 30. First prize, $2,500. For details visit www.alzfdn. |
| One-sided contests |
| 2005 Black Eyed Peas hit that Pitchfork called "so monumentally vacuous, slapped together and tossed-off that it truly tests the definition of 'song.' |
| Actor William of "The Greatest American Hero |
| A form of protest |
| Result of two people with incompatible values exchanging numbers, perhaps |
| Result of accidentally throwing a Frisbee into a campground? |
| Abysmal test score |
| Detest |
| ___ Accidentally Leaks Results of 2008 Election Early" ("The Onion" headline) |
| Achieved desired results |
| Duane who was #2 on Rolling Stone's "100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time |
| Of greatest age |
| Dish dubbed "the greatest recipe to originate from the Americas in 50 years" by the International Society of Epicures in 1953 |
| America's Test Kitchen" garments |
| Protestant denomination |
| Running contest |
| A straight one is the shortest distance between two points |
| Type of contest |
| Details of contest regulations |
| Preliminary contest |
| Alfred of IQ testing |
| Share the latest with |
| A. J. ___, author of the best seller "The Know-It-All: One Man's Humble Quest to Become the Smartest Person in the World |
| Test releases of software, named for the second letter of the Greek alphabet |
| American Idol" contestant Clay |
| Greatly detested things |
| Acidity-testing strip |
| Lines on the Antiquity of Microbes," a.k.a. "Fleas," in its entirety (world's shortest poem?) |
| Detests |