| Conform to masculine stereotypes by repressing one's feelings, which, as we all know, works out well for everyone | 
                        
                | Like many files nowadays | 
                        
                | Lifestyle expert frequently seen on "Today | 
                        
                | Man-made fibre | 
                        
                | Actor Sandler who was once a regular on "Saturday Night Live | 
                        
                | Like a subtitled black-and-white movie in which everyone smokes and wears sunglasses | 
                        
                | Friday's creator | 
                        
                | Portuguese term meaning "suspects" brought up in the 2007 Madeleine McCann disappearance case | 
                        
                | It's just to the left of Baltic Avenue | 
                        
                | Some Daytona racers | 
                        
                | A 30-day mo. | 
                        
                | Actress who was the first female host of "Saturday Night Live": 2 wds. | 
                        
                | Alcoholic drink made from a Polynesian shrub's roots | 
                        
                | Actor Hugh involved in every swap shop deal? | 
                        
                | Made suitable | 
                        
                | Joanie Cunningham portrayer on "Happy Days | 
                        
                | Every garçon has one | 
                        
                | Native American tribesman in a 1992 Daniel Day-Lewis/Madeleine Stowe film | 
                        
                | Brit's bathroom | 
                        
                | ___ a Most Unusual Day | 
                        
                | It's ___!" (speakeasy cry) | 
                        
                | Brit's traveling bag | 
                        
                | Calculators often made with bamboo frames | 
                        
                | Adjective forbidden in crosswords because it's gross and bodily | 
                        
                | Tropical cocktails made with rum: 2 wds. | 
                        
                | Birthday candle count | 
                        
                | Video game that comes out today (9/9/09), whose songs/levels are referenced in this puzzle, with "The | 
                        
                | Nights before Christmas and New Year's Day | 
                        
                | Commonwealth Day month | 
                        
                | Weird Al" Yankovic single about a nuclear holocaust during the holidays, which contains the line "...underneath the missile-toe |