| Lawyer, for short |
| Skilled showoff |
| Bone that Napoleon Dynamite's grandma broke after falling off her dune buggy |
| Punk-rock offshoot |
| Life story, for short |
| Masthead names, for short |
| Blue state majority, for short |
| 2005 Black Eyed Peas hit that Pitchfork called "so monumentally vacuous, slapped together and tossed-off that it truly tests the definition of 'song.' |
| Aid for a lost driver, for short |
| Turkish officer |
| Coffee shop worker |
| Animated character who graduated from CalTech (Calcutta Technical Institute) and Springfield Heights Institute of Technology (SHIT) |
| Abbr. in some office titles |
| Break off a relationship |
| French instructor's directive during elocution lessons |
| Sail off-course |
| Short-lived fashions |
| Acutely embarrassing |
| Short vinyl recordings: Abbr. |
| Coffeehouse specialist |
| A-list star, for short |
| Patient observers, for short |
| Capitol Hill figure, for short |
| Long-term investments, for short |
| Am I off-base here? |
| Some manly haircuts |
| How cute!" cries |
| A plague o' ___ your houses!": Mercutio |
| Sounds coming from a doctor's office |
| A cut of beef |