| Total wreck |
| Dumpster fire |
| Total disaster |
| Complete disaster |
| Spectacularly disordered sort |
| Someone chaotic, but appealing |
| Disordered yet appealing person |
| Person who's spectacularly awful |
| Spectacularly chaotic person, slangily |
| Complete train wreck, in Southern slang |
| Self-destructive-but-weirdly-more-appealing-for-it type |