| Con men |
| Con artists |
| Canadian jerks |
| Clods, in Calgary |
| Firemen, at times |
| Gardeners, at times |
| Swindlers, slangily |
| Con artists, slangily |
| Scam artists, in slang |
| Meatheads, in Montreal |
| Firefighters, at times |
| Boorish sorts, in Canada |
| Rubes, north of the border |
| Uncouth types, in Canadian slang |
| Screw-ups, to the McKenzie brothers |
| Unmannerly sorts, in Canadian slang |