| Jerk |
| Fool |
| Dork |
| Boob |
| Idiot |
| Dummy |
| Ninny |
| Moron |
| Duffer |
| Buffoon |
| Airhead |
| Dullard |
| Lackwit |
| Numskull |
| Bonehead |
| Dumbbell |
| Conehead |
| Goose __ |
| Blockhead |
| Simpleton |
| Numbskull |
| Ignoramus |
| Thickhead |
| Dunderhead |
| Nincompoop |
| Stupid one |
| Class fool |
| Ding-a-ling |
| Knucklehead |
| Chucklehead |
| Kind of cap |
| Cap of yore |
| Cap wearer. |
| Cone wearer |
| School fool |
| Type of cap |
| Stupid pupil |
| Corner sitter |
| Corner stander |
| Not a whiz kid |
| Stupid scholar |
| Cone-hatted one |
| No Mensa member |
| No whiz kid, he |
| Last in the class |
| Fool's cap wearer |
| Kid in the corner |
| Cap in a classroom |
| Conical-cap wearer |
| Class underachiever |
| Slow-witted student |
| Unwanted type of cap |
| Classroom chucklehead |
| Corner chair occupant |
| Hardly a Mensa member |
| One in a corner chair |
| A-student's antithesis |
| He wears a conical cap |
| One with a conical cap |
| Wearer of a conical hat |
| One who's been cornered? |
| Unflattering type of cap |
| One wearing a conical cap |
| Reluctant wearer of a cap |
| Proverbially slow learner |
| One who may be capped in a corner |
| Poor student wearing a conical cap |