| Like Bart Simpson, perpetually |
| In fifth grade, quite possibly |
| When many verge on adolescence |
| Fifth-grader's milestone, maybe |
| When Tatum O'Neal won her Oscar |
| When many kids start fifth grade |
| What many fifth graders have reached |
| When boys join the Vienna Boys Choir |
| Tatum O'Neal received her Oscar at it |
| What Bart Simpson has been since 1989 |
| Like many fifth-graders - ask your cousin |
| Typically not quite ready for middle school |
| When Glamour's 2008 co-Woman of the Year Nujood Ali was divorced |